He Bangs He Bangs...
There are of course many adult film stars whose professional stage names fit their career. Pipe Layer, Dick Cummings, John E. Depth, Peter Oh Tool and of course Long Dong Silver all fit the bill. I think however, the ultra hot Brandon Bangs has the best name. It is simple, classic and describes exactly what he does for a living. His name is Brandon, and he does what? Yup, he bangs.
I have not had the pleasure of having seen Bangs on film, I am sure his work is deep and his characters nuanced. I was taken however with the model and actor in this set of promotional photos, which of course, I am only showing the tamest of shots. Brandon has that boy next door gone wild look with an a killer smile which blends the good with the very very bad. BTW, did I tell you... Brandon Bangs.
