Rent a Gent?
Only if he plans to vacuum and feed me bonbons...
'I suppose if Mr. Six Pack were to take off the majority of his clothes in front of me, I’d have no choice but watch. I’m just saying I don’t seek out that form of entertainment, by which I mean I’m not willing to pay for it. My fantasies are more along the lines of watching a hot guy vacuum and empty the kitty litter box'